Thermal Energy Breakthrough. Could Menopausal Women Halt Global Warming? |
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| By Jon Stratis | ||||
| The research communities are buzzing from inspirational new
developments regarding a new system that will extract Hot
Flash thermal energy from menopausal adult females. A
research lab has indicated that adult females may soon be
fitted with an appliance identified as a COEGR (Cyclical
Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) which can extract the
thermal energy within a Hot Flash and store the energy for
application on battery power devices, or be transmitted as
electrical thermal energy into the grid and sold back to the
electric companies. This thermal energy system has the likelihood to become one of the most important Green Feats of all time. Scientists are busily researching the possibility of capturing thermal energy developed by the organic heat pump of adult females in menopause into a very real renewable energy source. Is it any wonder that it would be the women who finally are the saviours of the planet? If they're going to inherit it anyways, they may as well save it first. Our recent population studies suggest that the time is now for a thermal energy development such as this one. The current collective mass of Hot Flash power index could, and should be tamed to provide power for our thermal energy needs. Woman Powered thermal energy might just turn into the Green Feat development that saves us all. The harnessing of this mostly safe thermal energy source could tip the scale of power on a global basis, to a degree that mankind has not seen before. Not only will women have all the power they will also BE the power, and guarantee their positions as caregivers of the planet - Womankind. The popularity of 40-something females, will grow to an astonishing degree and they will naturally take control of the planet once and for all. Fast forward to the future, men with their cellphones, PDA's and iPhones, and kids with their Nintendo Wii's and iPods will bow in the company of the menopausal woman for the charge of their "sustainable" thermal energy. The "radiance" of a woman's hot flash in menopause will adapt from the fear it infuses in the population at large nowadays, to one of reverence as we will be at peace with, the fact that woman is not only the giver of Life to all, she is also the provider of Power for our beloved family and also to his precious "Crackberry". Envision a time when you can just plug a PDA into a COEGR thermal energy wearing Grandma and recharge your battery! The Woman in menopause will easily become a HOT Commodity,(except I think they already are now...) Power hungry mortals will look for them in the malls, as we come to grips with the fact that they "Got The Power"! Department Stores could run the lighting for their complex on the thermal energy of their female shoppers! Ladies, can you say BARTER? What a bartering proposal, "You give me power, I give you a discount!". |
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